DENVER — This evening, former President Bill Clinton held a top-secret fundraiser in Denver for his wife’s flailing campaign. Democratic-socialist Bernie Sanders has pulled comfortably ahead of Hillary Clinton in Iowa according to CNN.

Kelly Maher, executive director of Compass Colorado, released the following statement regarding the visit: 

“It’s clear that Hillary decided it would be best to keep reporters and the public in the dark about Bill’s visit, just as she did during Benghazi and now with the ever-growing secret-email scandal. Apparently Hillary thinks she’s above transparency, but the her poll numbers should remind her that she’s a mere mortal like the rest of us.”